Vic and Bob interview Mark...
Bob: Welcome to London in the Afternoon with Bob Mortimer and Vic Reeves Bob: Have you got any tattoos?
Mark: Yes. Bob: Whats it of? Mark: Yogi Bear. Vic: Why did you have Yogi Bear, is he your favourite cartoon character? Does it cause a stir when you strip in front of a gentleman or a lady? Mark: Yes. Vic: What do they say? Mark: Oh youve got a tattoo! Vic: Dont they say Yabadabadoo? Vic: Have you ever had a perm? Mark: No. Vic: That was very quick off the mark, I think you might have done. Mark: You think Ive got one underneath this? Vic: Well, I wouldnt like to say. There might be a little tight perm under there. Bob: The hair. When did that all start? Mark: When I was about three or four months. Bob: The style I mean. Mark: When I was about seventeen. Vic: Was it a conscious decision? Mark: I tried to do it when I was sixteen but it didnt work Vic: Your perm had grown out then. Bob: Was it copied off anybody? Is it meant to look like somebody, say George Strummer of Alfie Bass or what? Mark: No. Bob: Do you ever vary the length of your sideboards? Mark: Yes, frequently. Bob: And do you find theres an ideal length that you can never get back to? Mark: No. Bob: Have you ever used anything on your hair in an emergency? Mark: No. Bob: Who was your favourite guest on Shooting Stars? Mark: John Peel. Bob: Is that because you have an in-built affection for the man? Mark: I have no affection for him whatsoever, but it was the pram. Vic: Youve got a lot a lot of records havent you how many? Mark: Ten thousand. Vic: Get out! Ten thousand! Bob: Have you listened to them all? Mark: Yes. Vic: When it comes to the crunch between the Homepride Flour men and the Tetley Tea folk, whos going to win the final battle? Mark: Tetley Tea folk, definitely. Vic: Really. Why? Are they harder? Mark: Well, the Homepride Flour men dress in suits and think theyre the Krays, but theyre not, theyre just giving it some. Vic: Theyre just big, dumb Yorkshiremen with big hats. Mark: Ive heard that the Tetley Tea folk are really into martial arts. Bob: You might want to dwell on the fact that you can actually make a bomb out of flour. Vic: Cant make a bomb out of tea. Bob: You can if youre selling it. Vic: Whats your favourite burger? Mark: Maybe a turkey burger. Vic: Dont you ever go for beef? Mark: I like beef, yeah. Vic: Are you worried about the current scare? Mark: No. Vic: What about tuberculosis? Mark: Slightly. Bob: Well see if weve got some leaflets that can help on that. Mark: Tell me when I can go home. Bob: Thank you very much Mark.
This is my favourite interview (so far). How can you take Vic & Bob seriously???
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